Training sessions, despite the grind a player is put through, are always fun. They give players an opportunity to play practical jokes on one another and also lift their spirits.

England striker Wayne Rooney (centre) has been hailed as a future star and is being tipped to take Euro 2004 by storm.

Use your creativity and write a witty (no obscenities, no cruel humour, please!) caption to let football fans know what England goalkeeper David James (right) is telling teammates Rooney and Sol Campbell.

May the wit be with you!

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