Paris Hilton
Yup, her.
From sex-tapes to prison, the hotel heiress really knows how to make headlines and bait the paparazzi.
Her latest dud The Hottie And The Nottie is just the tip of the sinking iceberg. So much of a liability is she that Hilton's horror flick House Of Wax was heavily promoted with the 'unofficial' tagline: 'Watch Paris Hilton die.'
If only she knew films as well as she knew miraculous push-up bras.