Telling the contestants how to deal with butterflies in their stomachs, Will said, "It's hard going on stage, and I used to have a weird feeling in my gut too. Sometimes, I still do. And when I really want to make sure I'm ready for stage, I go to a really crowded place, like a mall or something, I just climb up onto something (jumps onto the sofa) and do this!" He screams his guts out, wildly, his lunatic expressions all over the place.

After Mini composed herself, Will got off the couch to raucous applause, encouraging the lad right next to him, Sandeep, to do the same. "Go ahead, man, go for it! Your turn now!"

And this is where the Idol hopeful blew it. If Will Smith tells you to leap onto a sofa and yell your head off on television, you do it. Sandeep hesitantly got to his feet, perched atop the couch as if made to stand to attention, and then, instead of just shouting, he fumbled around for a microphone. Even as Will kept egging him on, Sandeep managed a lame 'Woo' sound, then stood there grinning haplessly.

If this be our Idol, we might as well pray for Simon Cowell.