Coke, what else?

The world's biggest cola manufacturer with India's biggest entertainment export -- a match as obvious as they come.

Coke has lapped up acclaim for a series of Aamir Khan adverts in the past, and while that was a fair while back -- and Ash is no Aamir -- no one could quite have prepared for this commercial disaster.

The former Ms World, dressed in behenji college gear, struts as a roadside romeo whistles into a Coke bottle. She turns smilingly and proceeds to intimidatingly lecture him on how she'd prefer to be whistled at.

A sheer lack of concept, a painful script, plus a dubbing job so awful (and obvious) that it almost makes us miss the original (and iconic) plastic giggles, this is the kind of ad that makes you switch channels, even when Dhoni's whipping Pakistan.