First things first, Orlando Bloom, a 28 year old from Canterbury, England, is James Bond.
Before you choke on your martini, it must be asserted that he isn't quite filling into the MI-5 shoes left vacant by Pierce Brosnan just yet.
Instead of playing the weathered, Beretta-wielding secret agent with an incredible success rate with women, the next Bond film -- a revisitation of Casino Royale -- sees the fresh faced superstar take on the role of a young James: a clever teenager with a quite pronounced preference for espionage.
So no euphemistically named women or 'shaken, not stirred' drinks for Bloom.