Top Ten Responses to the Harry Potter caption contest!

Name: Marzia
Email: marzia_n@yahoo.com
Caption: Why couldn't you just TELL me there's something between my teeth?

Name: Ravuri Sridhar
Email: howareyou_sri@rediffmail.com
Caption: Don't worry, Main Hoon Na!

Name: Santosh Kumar
Email: santoshgatti@rediff.com
Caption: Bush! Don't attack me. There are no WMD'S (Weapons of Mass Destruction). I have only WMD's (Weapons of Magic and Deception).

Name: Kynara Smith
Email: Sorenkynara@yahoo.com
Caption: Will somebody please fix my hair? It looks like I stuck it in a fan!

Name: Dootika Vats
Email: dootika90@rediffmail.com
Caption: Why are you flying without me you, you filthy Fire Bolt?

Name: Nvrclvr
Email: neverc1ever@hotmail.com
Caption: I'm practicing my angry Pavarotti impression for the next book in the series: Harry Potter and the Pent Up Fury of the Obese Tenor.

Name: Sujata Chitlangia
Email: chinky_chi@yahoo.com
Caption: I'm NOT doing any more homework today!

Name: Esha
Email: eshabhoon@rediffmail.com
Caption: If this movie is not a super hit, I am turning everyone into frogs.

Name: Utkal Sanghavi
Email: s_utkal@hotmail.com
Caption: Don't you dare raise petroleum prices! Otherwise no votes next election!

Name: Ranjani
Email: ranjani27@hotmail.com
Caption: Kuttey Kameene main tera khoon pee jaaonga.