'This Valentine's Day,
Single I'll stay,
And you may wonder, 'What's with his plans?'
I've got a mind block
After last year's rude shock
When I found out my girl was a man!'
'Here's what I have to say:
This Valentine's Day,
I chanced on a man who looked harried.
'What's the matter, sir? Unlucky in love?'
'Oh, it's far worse than that -- I'm married!'
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